
Relax as you let yourself go floating on an inner tube for one or two guests, and have a great experience as you walk by jungle trails. Xel-Há is an all-inclusive park in Riviera Maya and a great place to be in touch with nature, which includes an enormous inlet where several underground rivers flow. I like the Paradise River (13) but some might prefer the Jungle Trail (19).Xel-Há - Xplor is a 2-day tour to discover two surprising places surrounded by nature that are perfect both to rest and to have an adventure. That’s why a meeting point is a good idea. There are some funky attractions around here, although they won’t appeal to everyone. Make sure you’re close enough to (D), (J), (K), or (39) if you want a beer. Just have a wander around and pick a quiet meeting spot for your group. Most of the shows are only on a couple of times a day, so stop at the information point near the Papantla and get a timetable.Īs most of the shows occur down the left side of the Xcaret map, it’s where you’ll find the most seating and shade. The left-hand side of the map is where you’ll find most of the shows and cultural stuff. Then follow signs for Monkey Island (23).Įven if you don’t go on the island, this route will ensure you don’t get lost.Ī Counterclockwise Guide To The Xcaret Map – Chillling Down The Left-hand Side The best bet is to follow the signs for the sharks (40) and aquarium (6). Once you’ve dried off, there’s a complicated section of the Xcaret map to navigate.Īs you head inland, the paths weave in multiple directions and most people get lost. So do some tubing, drown your mate, swim with fish, and check out the coral.Ī Counterclockwise Guide To The Xcaret Map – The Crowded Central SectionĪlong the bay (3) you can go for a swim and sunbathe, but it’s insanely crowded here. It’s a natural river and all the activities are included. The Mayan Village (9) is pretty cheesy and unauthentic – I wouldn’t recommend it.īefore you hit the ocean, you’ll pass by Jaguars Island (7) which is good as long as the lines and crowds aren’t over-the-top at that time of day.īefore you hit the water, I recommend baring right and visiting the underground river (36). Most people ignore the first attractions you come to, places like the Old Chapel (33), House of Wonders (38), and Butterfly Pavilion (8). Head through the entrance gates and you’re in the chaotic restaurant and meeting area.Ī Counterclockwise Guide To The Xcaret Map – Exploring The Right Hand Side of The Map It’s better to end up there than to start there. Why counterclockwise? Because a lot of the chilled seating areas and shows are on the left hand side of the park. I’m going to decipher the Xcaret map by explaining all the attractions in an counterclockwise direction. Now cast your eyes on the multi-colored paths.Ĭonfusing isn’t it? If you walked it all, it would take the best part of half a day.Ī Counterclockwise Guide To the Xcaret Map – 1. The numbers are for cool sh*t you can visit and do. When you need a rest, you’ll probably end up at the restaurants or at the performance areas. Well, in the map above, the letters indicate restaurants.Įven if you’re not eating, it’s good to know exactly where they are, because throughout Xcaret, there isn’t much in the way of comfortable shaded seating. With a shake of my head and a roll of the eyes, a mumbling, “You can’t fix stupid,” would be my only response. I truly believe that this blatant disregard for anything consistent or standardized is at the root of many problems in Mexico.Ī Mexican would respond by saying, “All the numbers are there.


For practical purposes and time savings, phone numbers should be written in a consistent way.
#XEL HA MAP CODE#
Have you ever seen Mexicans write phone numbers? It’s the most annoying thing in the world.Įxample: Playa Del Carmen’s area code is 984. SIDENOTE: Mexicans have no standard ways of doing anything.

Disorganization is a way of life in Mexico. It was likely designed by a Mexican, so it’s inherently disorganized. It might look like a kid’s cartoon, but there is some logic to the map.
